If you're looking for a G-Rated baking competition with Martha Stewart and Betty Crocker, YOU HAVE COME TO THE WRONG PLACE!
(Go to Hospitality for that)
Welcome to (Not So) Family (Friendly) FOOD... the competition where we won't tell you to bake penis cookies... but we WILL tell you that you can! The goal is to create delicious and naughty treats which will be judged in front of a live studio audience, with the hope of winning one of our saucy categories.
Judging Categories include... Most Titillating Baked Good
: You will be judged based on how visually appealing the baked good appears. Be warned, if you completely ignore the taste element it may come back to haunt you! Most Seducing of Taste Buds
: It's not enough for us to like your baked good's flavour... it needs to seduce us. It needs to drive our salivary glands to the point of exhaustion and leave us begging for more. The SchWINger
: To win this best in show prize, your baked good must make our judges stand rigid, at attention. Only the perfect combination of flavour and presentation will win over our masters of mastication. The "no kink-shaming" Award
: We're not sure why you did it... but you sure did! This prize is for the most creative and out-there baked good. Don't worry, we won't judge you for it. Ok, we will, but it won't change what we think about you. Honest.
- LABEL ALL INGREDIENTS (this is for people's safety more than anything)
- No baking or cooking on site, dishes must be brought ready to eat
- No fire. Just no.
- This event is supposed to be light-hearted and fun, please keep your entries in this same spirit
- No minors - This event is 18+
- No Entries that will get you drunk
- If you are unsure... Ask!